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2019: Sleeping Giant's Resolution is to Get Out of Bed, Find a Steady Job


Cody,WY


Ahh, new beginnings. For many Park County residents, January 1st, 2019 represents a new hope-a rebirth, so to speak. As the motivational saying goes, '365 new opportunities.' People are making resolutions left and right, and the county's own, Sleeping Giant has even joined the masses.

That's right, one of the most recognizable figures this side of Yellowstone has thrown down and decided enough is enough,

'I'm doing it. I'm getting out of bed, showering, updating my resume, and I'm finding a job. Watch out, world!'

Not that history is always doomed to repeat, but those close to the Giant swear its just lip service. Said his rather annoyed wife with an eye roll,

'Oh, sure he will. Just like the time he said he'd lose ten pounds before the zip line opened. I'll give it a week or two and he'll be back in bed.'

All the best to our sleepy friend, and all the acquaintance that surely needs forgotten. Happy New Year from The Telegraph.



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