White People Rallied for Stuff in Cody

Cody, WY

Flurries of emotion befell Cody last weekend, as gaggles of white people assembled in solidarity of stuff and whatnot. One group of white people were really upset about this one thingy, and the other group has had all they can take of this other thingy. To the chagrin of the community, one main, heartfelt takeaway did seem to rise from the ashes of calamity: The one group of white people is certain that all the other white people who disagree with them, in part or in whole, are most assuredly wrong. And bad people.

That, Telegraphers, is all that matters. More on why you're a bad person as further details emerge. From other white people.

-The Telegraph