The Telegraph was recently able to connect with a man the community describes as, 'permanently stuck in that annoying cancer post for everything.' We had heard he was around, but only until we received an accurate tip to his whereabouts, were we successful in making contact. Said the man after we greeted him,
'Watch this, no one follows directions. Sadly, I bet only three percent of my friends will meet me for a beer, tonight.'
Odd, considering we had only said hello at this point,
'1 Like= 1 Beer.'And just like that, our share-seeking warrior turned and left. He didn't mention where he was headed, but reiterated his solidarity for three percent of his friends.Godspeed, bro.