Powell, WY
A Powell Fireworks vendor is nearing completion on a new retail space for, yes, an expanded inventory! Already a successful business, an insider dished to The Telegraph that the entrepreneur was ready to assert himself among the most accomplished fireworks retailers in the world. We have received an advanced summary of inventory which includes but is certainly not limited to:
*black cats,
*screaming mimis,
*lady fingers,
*fuzz buttles,
*snicker bombs,
*church burners,
*finger blasters,
*gut busters,
*zippity do das,
*crap flappers
*whistling bungholes,
*no spleen spliters,
*whisker biscuits,
*honkey lighters,
*hoosker doos,
*hoosker donts,
*cherry bombs,
*nipsy daisers (with or without the scooter stick),
*whistling kitty chasers
And, of course, sparklers and snakes.
A heartfelt tip o' the cap from The Telegraph. Anytime more fireworks are available to the public AND area moms are nervous, we consider it a plus!
-The Telegraph.