‘Outsider’ Coronavirus Denied Residence in Meeteetse
Unless you’ve been in a cave for the last month, you’ve undoubtedly heard of The Coronavirus (COVID-BR549). Sweeping the globe, and your fear-loving newsfeed, quicker than a speeding bullet, the virus was recently caught trying to slow down a bit in Southern Park County. Tired from the hustle and bustle of being the new flamboyantly-dressed pandemic badboy, Coronavirus sought out Meeteetse for its breathtaking views, serenity, and artisan chocolates. The would-be newest resident of the small Wyoming town was dealt a heavy dose of Lysol upon his first sit-down at the Elkhorn Bar and Grill,
‘I had just strolled into the Elkhorn and ordered a cosmo spritzer, when all of the sudden I could feel eyes searing holes through my round, weird, body. When I said I’d settle for a lemon martini served neat, I was thrown out and doused with Lysol…’
The CDC is currently interviewing Meeteetse residents on tactics, but remains fearful Coronavirus may seek a more welcoming and 'woke' community in Jackson Hole-especially considering his insatiable taste for postmodern Western architecture and art galleries. More from The Telegraph as details emerge.