Market Watch: Shopko Probably Doesn't Have That Last Minute Thing You Need

Powell, WY

Well, things in the Basin are certainly beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Things like browned snow from the driving wind, dead grass and blooming plants,festive trimmings around the house, and the bustle of last-minute gift shopping!

In our unwavering commitment to delivering news you never knew you needed, The Telegraph was able to get a local vendor update from Powell's own, Shopko. Pressed on whether or not the enterprise is ready for a last minute surge in shoppers, the individual replied,

'We could easily get your loved one into a size 17 pair of Sketchers, their prescription, maybe even some top-tier cat toys, but I'm almost certain we don't have any of the other items you're after.'

And there you have it, shoppers. We wish you a Merry Christmas, and all the best in your new pair of Sketchers.

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