Powell, WY
Finally, some good news for a change. Inside sources from the Tiger King camp have just confirmed to The Telegraph that Joe Exotic has just signed a work release contract to head up Moyer Animal Shelter's cat room. Bringing a wide breadth of experience, the embattled reality star-and accomplished country recording artist shared some words of excitement with Telegraph reporters,
'That cat room needs me. Needs Joe. Plus Carole Baskin is nowhere near Powell. I can't start soon enough!'
Just what the community needs in the wake of the COVID slump. We applaud both Joe and the shelter for their take at second chances. No word at press time whether or not the cat man will be able to carry multiple guns while at work.
-The Telegraph