Teton County, WY
We're entering the latter days of summer, sadly. With the bittersweet turning of the seasons, we begin to see barley turn, days shorten, people fighting over the effectiveness of masks, and of course, the Sturgis Rally! The infamous time of year we see our two-wheeled beloved hit the open roads bound for a pilgrimage to the South Dakota holy land.
People from all walks of life are beginning their treks to the Black Hills, and perhaps none more important than our own bad boys from Teton County. The Wild Hawgs have been prepping for quite some time now, and are beginning their departures as these words are being typed. Telegraph Reporters were able to make contact with the group's own leader for some insights ahead of the event. Said Koltyn, an animal rights attorney and successful tech investor,
'Therapy, man. Nothing beats pulling the hawg out of a temperature-controlled garage, revving the motor-thingy, and riding it....directly onto a trailer to be towed to the Rally. Yeah, that's an Escalade pickup, too. Off to Sturgis, boys!'
Ahh, the freedom that only pulling your motorcycle in an Escalade pickup can provide. All the best to the Jackson Hole troupe and every other patron of the 2020 Sturgis Rally! Wash your hands AND brass knuckles.