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Election Eve: Three Byron-Area Democrats Safely Trapped/Relocated


Byron, Wyoming


Post-election sources have confirmed to the Park County Telegraph, that three Democrats, a mother and two cubs, had been spotted in the Byron, Wyoming area on the eve of the 2018 election.

'These nuisance Democrats have been given several opportunities to flourish in other communities,' said an area deputy, 'We even tried them in Jackson {WY}'.


Adamant that they had done all they could for the Democrats, the Deputy continued,

'It's a difficult decision, but we're going to have to send these rascals to California.' He grimaced, 'Its their only shot at a normal existence.'


No word at press time whether or not they left in a Prius.

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