Dr. Mario Tapped to Head County's New COVID Taskforce
Park County, WY
Advocates for a more robust plan to tackle COVID in Park County have finally been heard. And the county is bringing in the big gun, himself: Dr. Mario. Fauci be damned, we went straight to the top for real, REAL experience in viral warfare. Said the head of a fake committee to The Telegraph,
'Dr. Mario is the real deal. Not only has he been fighting the nastiest of viruses since the mid-80's, he also does it with cool music a total swagger. Red viruses, yellow ones, he's got a pill for it...and a vendetta.'
The news comes at a time when, quite frankly, we could all use some encouragement. More on this story as the doctor finds the correct combination of colored pills to fight COVID. Godspeed, Dr. Mario!