Cody, WY
Tired of hearing about Kanye? We here at The Telegraph completely understand. Bringing you, the reader, hard hitting headlines is never easy, but alas it is our duty as the area's media titan. Our friend Yeezy continues to move and shake in the Basin, announcing recent plans to change the name of his new Wyoming lake from 'Monster Lake' to 'West Lake.'
Furthermore, and in the least-arrogant way possible, Kanye has also filed for a permit with the Corp of Engineers to have his face carved directly into Heart Mountain. The Corp approved the application unanimously stating, 'Y'all need Yeezus.' Whatever that means.
Blasting and excavation begin in the spring, 2020. You heard it here, first, folks.